Thursday 31 May 2012

Harald the Merciless

It's 1243.  In The Dragonscale Blade, Harald is the village bully.  He doesn't like the look of this new arrival, Vinny Balfour.

‘Well, well, miracle boy.  So you got lost and you got found again.  Don’t know where you been for near ‘nough a whole year.  Maybe them wolves ate you up.  Then I reckon they spat you out again ‘cos you tastes like foul, nasty, foul stuff.  And then them twitchy little fairy elves got hold of you and dressed you up like a proper bluebell with twinkletoe shoes, you numkin.’ 

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